Moments in Antiquity

I am a bastion of positivity and a passionate advocate of change.

fastcompany:

Ka-Pow: Watch These Fish Cannons Shoot Salmon Safely Over Dams

Salmon have serious swimming skills—some travel thousands of miles to return to their original homes to breed. But even though they can jump as high as 12 feet in the air, they can’t manage to get over massive concrete dams that we have built to block their journeys back to their homes. Now one new idea could give them a boost. The plan involves whisking the fish through a long vacuum tube at speeds up to 22 miles per hour and then shooting them out the other end like a cannon.

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Don’t care: Fish cannon.

neil-gaiman:

Amanda’s book cover.

It’s a remarkable book. It’s partly a memoir, partly an extended meditation and guide to asking for help in life and on the internet, and, which came as a bit of a surprise, there’s an awful lot about me and our marriage in there too.

Lots of ordering information at http://amandapalmer.net/ and NSFW blog with pictures of the cover body painting at http://amandapalmer.net/blog/20140820/

neil-gaiman:

Amanda’s book cover.

It’s a remarkable book. It’s partly a memoir, partly an extended meditation and guide to asking for help in life and on the internet, and, which came as a bit of a surprise, there’s an awful lot about me and our marriage in there too.

Lots of ordering information at http://amandapalmer.net/ and NSFW blog with pictures of the cover body painting at http://amandapalmer.net/blog/20140820/

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oops-sold-my-soul:

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny
like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

1 fifth 2 fifth red fifth blue fifth *fifth sounds like fish*

I tried to solve this mathematically for about 10 seconds before I realized what it was and then I tried to say it out loud and I sprained my tongue.

oops-sold-my-soul:

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

1 fifth 2 fifth red fifth blue fifth *fifth sounds like fish*

I tried to solve this mathematically for about 10 seconds before I realized what it was and then I tried to say it out loud and I sprained my tongue.

(via skitty-little-kitty)

I don’t give an F about 1D, but I do give an F about having a face on a pair of socks. My face. New business idea. Everyone can have their own face printed on socks. Angel investors, hit me up in my ask box. No anons.

I don’t give an F about 1D, but I do give an F about having a face on a pair of socks. My face. New business idea. Everyone can have their own face printed on socks. Angel investors, hit me up in my ask box. No anons.

(Source: memewhore, via sfeeny)

ewurajaja:

Recorded on Jay-Z’s iPhone. No amped mic, no reverb. JUST Bey.

I just got hypnotized. She is the real deal in the most sincere way.

(Source: thequeenbey, via audividetace)

littlelimpstiff14u2:

SHINTARO OHATA

Born in Hiroshima, 1975.
Shintaro Ohata is an artist who depicts little things in everyday life like scenes of a movie and captures all sorts of light in his work with a unique touch: convenience stores at night, city roads on rainy day and fast-food shops at dawn etc. His paintings show us ordinary sceneries as dramas. He is also known for his characteristic style; placing sculptures in front of paintings, and shows them as one work, a combination of 2-D and 3-D world.

Japanese artist Shintaro Ohata (previously) currently has two new sculptural paintings on view at Mizuma Gallery in Singapore. Ohata places vibrantly painted figurative sculptures in the foreground of similarly styled paintings that when viewed directly appear to be a single artwork. In some sense it appears as though the figures have broken free from the canvas. These artworks, along with several of his other paintings, join works by Yoddogawa Technique, Enpei Ito, Osamu Watanabe, and Akira Yoshida, for the Sweet Paradox show that runs through August 10th

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(via chefdook)

Is falling in love with someone’s story the same thing as falling in love with the person himself?

Ally Condie, Matched (via feellng)

No.

(Source: feellng, via inklesspen-posts)