Moments in Antiquity

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axetemptation:

2 out of 3 people are tempted to steal their coworker’s lunch.
Created by Peter Judson 
According to a widely used online food ordering service, the Greek salad is the most popular workday lunch in America.
The largest employer in the world is the U.S. Department of Defense. It employs roughly 3.2 million workers.

This is the weirdest info-graphic I have ever been witness to.

axetemptation:

2 out of 3 people are tempted to steal their coworker’s lunch.

Created by Peter Judson 

According to a widely used online food ordering service, the Greek salad is the most popular workday lunch in America.

The largest employer in the world is the U.S. Department of Defense. It employs roughly 3.2 million workers.

This is the weirdest info-graphic I have ever been witness to.

wemarchalone:


“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“
“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”
“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“
“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD


That frog got so confused about what it wanted to eat.

wemarchalone:

“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“

“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”

“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“

“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD

That frog got so confused about what it wanted to eat.

(via yourreasontolive)

imaginationbully:

a-blog-with-a-moose:

mermaidrienne:

[triggering url redacted]:

phlynn:

Industrial goth dance groups are having a good time

Fucking crying.

That just made Tumblr all worth it.

this speaks to my inner 14 year old you have no idea.

This took an age to load, but I am happy I was able to let it.

(via kiirishima)

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

(via besound)

thecutestofthecute:

Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!

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I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!

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I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!

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You are so beautiful and i love you!!!

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What a fluffy love monster!

(via imjustcoollikethat)

khaizarin asked: Dear Mr. Gaiman. I'm an aspiring writer looking to be the best author I can be, and because of that, I try to research the things I write about so I know everything there is to know about it. However, the current project I'm writing is proving to be challenging. In fact, I need to talk to a coroner, to research the decaying of a human body and any means of which to slow it down. Do you have a suggestion as to how I can contact someone willing to talk to me, despite me sounding totally insane?

neil-gaiman:

All research enquiries sound insane. Sometimes, as when you are squodging through a sewage tunnel researching Neverwhere, they seem insane to you too.

When I needed to write an autopsy in AMERICAN GODS I called my family doctor, and he turned out to have been the county prosector, and we spent a couple of hours on the phone with him answering all my questions, even the stupid ones. (“Why do you have to put the organs back in the same order you took them out?” “Because otherwise they won’t fit.” “Oh.”)

There are a LOT of books about death, dying and what happens to bodies post mortem, that you could use too. Check your library. Talk to your librarians. In my experience, they like the weird requests.*

*do not stare at them in an unsettling way while you ask, though. Try to smile, unless you have an unsettling smile.

"Try to smile, unless you have an unsettling smile." - Neil Gaiman

Most appropriate quote of all time.