What do you do when you lose someone that became so much, that it just feels empty now?
First, listen to really really sad music, then start listening to angry music (Ani helps), and then eventually start listening to super empowering music. Finally, you’ll realize that you are complete and whole already, and were the whole time.
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
What are a few things you wish non-Australian people knew about Australia?
I’ve been thinking about this ask for a while and here’s what I’ve come up with;
Australia is pronounced “uh-STRAY-lee-ah” rather than “AWW-stray-lee-ah” Melbourne is pronounced “MEL-bin”, not “mel-BORN” Brisbane is “BRIS-bin”, not “BRIS-bay-n” Canberra is “CAN-brah”, not “can-BER-rah”
"Yeah nah" means no "Nah yeah" means yes
"Fanny" means vagina, not butt
No-one under the age of 60 actually says “G’day mate”
Pies are full of meat
This is fairy bread and everyone should experience it’s magic at children’s birthday parties
These are thongs
These are biscuits
Male kangaroos obviously don’t have pouches because males DON’T HAVE BABIES
Kangaroos don’t just hang around people’s houses they’re wild anim- Oh wait this is my driveway;